Oh. White Trash.

A few weekends ago, me and a group of friends decided to go to Maryland to a Demoliton Derby.

Sounds like a fun adventure right?

Right...

We thought it was only about an hour and a half away, so it would just be a fun little trip. Well! Me and Sam rode with my friends Chris and Laura, and Laura drove. Bad idea. She's so directionally challenged. BIG TIME! Anyway, so we left early so we could get there and save some good seats for our other friends who were gonna be a little bit late! Well, since Laura sucks we only got there about 10 mins before our other friends did cuz we got lost a few times! So the only seats left were on the very first row...which is the worst place to sit ever cuz the view is totally blocked by all the people walking by! And to make matters worse, to our right were some old people who I swear smoked a whole pack of cigs and were blowing smoke all over us....to our left were some TOTALLY wasted people who were loud and annoying and behind us was a group of teenagers that drove us all nuts! Oh, and there was a huge pole blocking Sam's view...so he was leaning in towards me to see around the pole..which pushed me closer to the smoking old lady. GAH!

Here is a visual.


Chris is taking the picture....and I wasn't aware that he was taking it, obviously. Laura is behind me in the green...she sucks at driving but is so hilariously funny so I love her anyway. And thats cute Sam next to me. :)
You will also notice the old smokers...and the annoying teenagers in the back. ugh. You can't really tell from this picture, but there were SOO many white trash people there. I feel like a big fat jerk face saying that..but its so true. I've never seen so many dudes in sick tight tank tops with their hairy chest hanging out, holding a beer in their hand. And girls with a baby on their hip, wearing a pink spaghetti strap, with white shorts so tight you wonder how they managed to get them on and maneuver, with their bleached blonde hair and dark roots showing pulled back in a scrunchie.

OH THE INSANITY!!

But all in all it was actually pretty fun. Sam and Chris, and some dude that came with my friend Kami were making bets on what car would make it to the end and were getting all into it, so they were entertaining to watch and listen to! No cars started on fire or got tipped over, so that was disappointing...but we still had fun.

We stopped on the way home and all went out to eat at Applebees. Did you know that after 9 pm the appetizers are half off? yeah! Killer deal...anyway....and then we got lost on the way home because Laura is a moron and wouldn't listen to Chris, so the hour and a half drive turned into about 2 hours and 45 mins. But I was okay with it because I slept most of the way... :)

Here are a couple lovely snapshots I took that night...

The old lady next to me was using her hand to block the sun from her eyes, and after looking at her flab for so long...i couldn't help but take a picture and send it to everyone i knew. haha. i'm so funny.


And this is just Sam....up close.
:)